WHASSSSSUUUUUP EVERYBODY!!!

OMG.... i know its been quite sometime since i updated my BLOG!...soooo here it is the newest update for my blog...

First of all i will be postponing the update for my blog for 3 months...kinda like a medical leave..
i will not be at home for a while cause i will be ..........

Doing my National Service for the good of our country...sigh!!for 3 freeking months
soooo from this day onwards, I'll be doing alot of army stuff such as....


Playing with monkey bars....

Shooting targets with a weapon!!(M16 carbain!!!)ooooh awesome!!!

a lil bit of studying and work on the computer....


AGAIN.....more monkey bars!!!!this time they give us a thicker wood for to get splintas on our fingas!!!!

practicing my high "hitler" kicks!!!

LEVITAION TRAINING.....(thats right...levitation people) this is really some david blaine shyte man.....

Counter-Strike simulation practise...(yeap, the picture says it all)

Broom flying 101(rite after levitation training)LOL i know it gets weirder and weirder every second right...ahaha


Building traps to catch other team members!!! ahaha

This one needs no explanation but yea you get the point i'll be on the toilet 24/7



Stretch trainning.....yeap....that hurts even i know it...

and soooo soooo soooo much more... not only that...the worst part is when i come back from all the trainning all the hard work.....


I'LL BE BALD!!!...HUHUHUHU MY HAIR..!!! NOOO!!!

but its ok you gotta make some sacrifices sometimes right?sigh!!! anyways...im gona miss all of my friends who i care sooooo much..(altho i will only be in sepang)which really near by.....but still...3 months in a camp...thats just a little tooo much...

sooooo here's to every single person whom i care sooo much!!....will miss you guys and gals soooo much!!!! please take care!!

im sorry if this post is abit emo at some points and....also a little short than my other updates....but its from the heart!!! haaaha i will promise to have more ideas when i get back


till then i bid you guys and gals FAREWELL AND GODBYE!!!!


-Cheers guys and gals!!-

Why Why Why!!!!!

oooook heres the thing....i get this alot...."shaz update lah youre blog!!","shaz update i bosan lah tengok your blog about rayer jer!!"....ooook guys and girls dudes and duddettes ....i may not update my profile for a while due to the SPM exams...i need to study!!!hahahaa damn nervous k!!!sooo from here on end,i have to study like theres no tommorow!!!!

hahaaaa soooo guys and gals!!!wish me luck for my exams cause its really important for me to score in this exam for my future!!!hahahaa sooooo i apologize again about not updating my blogg for quite some time allready....
But hey although i may not be here guys and gals,but i will always remember tht you people are my inspiration...and i will do my best to do well in this bloody exam!!!nervouse as hell.but hey life's no fun without some challenges rite??!!! ahahahhaaa

sooo if you tend to miss me while im gone for this whole month!!!.., heres some pictures of me


ME IN SHORT HAIR

ME IN LONG HAIR!!!!

hahahaha yeap i seriously need to find a topic to blog about next time im posting....well if you still miss me.....dun be afraid to come and hug me because.....

I AM EXTREMELY HUGGABLE!!!!


Well its times like these,that will make you miss all the moments you had in school...after knowing that theres only 1 and a half months left till my high schooling days are over...sad...really sad...im really gonna miss you guys!!!you guys know who you are!!!you guys and gals are the best......

there are actually alot more people who means alot to me who are not in this picture rite now....im sorry but you know who you are guys....especially the guys who i charish and love sooo much....people like Hasnul,Ismail,Naim,Rizal,Ajmal(altho he always insults me but he is still my buddy),Naj(cilliok palliok sket),abng,and sooo much more!!!!

Guys im really sorry if i had acted like an asshole or a jackass sometimes.....but i dunt meant it guys....you know i love every single one of you with every beat of my heart!!!!without you guys...theres no ,meaning to the word FUN!!!! SOOOO guys and gals.....forgive me for everything that i had done that might hurt you or offended you....im really sorrryy.......god bless you all!!!!

IM SORRRRYYYY !!!!!

People of the blogspot community,i really would like to apologize for not updating my blog for more than a month now,due to my SPM trials,i was bloody busy and was really tired that i didn't even had time to blog...for tht im back in action with more stories and bullcrap for you people!!! ENJOY!!!!

WARNING!!!!
This blog post is going to be very long and very random and abit jiwang..sooo people its gonna be really boring...but if you insist....read it!!!

well as always i will always start my post with my everyday life...but this time...theres no difference i will still start my post with my everyday life....lets beigin...oh yea my trials was like nuts crushed by a very hungry squirrel with the desire to crush nuts with a bazooka!!....yes people i have a picture of tht!!.

Bazooka blasting Nut crushing squirrel named Nutty..

soooo yea it was really stressfull and i was really tired almost every single day of the trials week...i slept at 2:30 in the morning every bloody day...everytime i lay on my bed to go to sleep i can see my walls all written with random things to distract me from my studies!!!ARGHH its sooo fucked up!!


and if you think tht sux...even worse its the fasting month...where i have to fast for a month......yea....really stressfulll!!but finally it has ended.....and i can finally rest damn rite!!!i feel like a new man!!!


but i still have SPM to got through though...hmmm...wutever it is...trials is over...and i can finally rest abit...and raya is coming!!yea!!!! I friggin love raya!!!because i can eat like crazy with the ammount of food people are serving during raya, its like heaven to me!!!....raya is when all is forgiven and all is forgotten...soooo i would like to take this moment to say


SELAMT HARI RAYA TO ALLL OF MY MUSLIM FRIENDS AND TO ALL MY NON-MUSLIMS FRIENDS TOOO I LOVE YOU GUYS TO BITS....AND I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING I HAVE DONE IN THE PAST.PLZZZZZ FORGIVE ME!!


soooo other than about raya!!!..i watched a movie yesterday...an old movie...but i didnt got the chance to watch it till yeterday...its called V for Vendetta!!!

its a bloody awesome movie!!! its about political issues,maybe some people may not like it but i love it!!!hahahaa its awesome!!!i mean the way the guy stands up and fights for his freedom from justice!!!he's a rebel tht you dunt want to mess with... i mean seriously,you seriously want to mess with this guy....


Hell no!!!!OMG just looking at the guy gives me the creeps what makes you think im gonna mess with him...and oh yea...he can kill a person in like 5 seconds with a freeking knife!bloody awesome he is the politicians worst nightmare...but despite being a rebel and killing people..he is actually a nice guy!!he just wants revenge or vengence....

This is one of his most awesomeness quotes....."Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition..... and thee was more and more hahaahaha what a tongue twister...imagine he said this lines with accurate and fast pronounsation.....awesome person...



A MOVIE THT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!!! oh yea...and people might be wondering..who the hell is the guy as "V"(the masked guy with great volcabulary) well belive it or not.....


This guy.....is actually


This guy named HUGO WEAVING.....dunt know him?? well famously known as....

The evil AGENT SMITH! from the MATRIX!



And ELROND(Lord of Rivendell and father to Arwen) in THE LORD OF THE RINGS!!!

hahahaa....coooll!!!!
......

well other than movies my bro just flew to READING in th UK.....soooo theres less one person in my family now...huhuhu sooo sad....but the good part is i got his room!!!soooo i have a room to my own now..finally some privacy...!!!!

OK time for the jiwang part!!!!

hahahaa this part is for someone....you knw who you are...and if you dun then tooo bad..hahahaha here it goes..

youre a person who i will always turn tooo..anytime i need you your always there....you might say tht im the sweetest person in your life...but tell me without you who am i suppose to be sweet to...your the reason why i wake up in the morning...the reason why i have confidence in myself to start my day.....basicly your my everything...

it is a fact tht birds need wings to fly rite...it is also a fact tht your my wings for me to fly...

but hey....our whole life is about flying anyways....remember the first time i met you...where it was raining and we threw the papper plane together...

That when it landed...we feel tht every single thing we felt was in tht very moment....everything from the day i spent with you during tht very day at the balcony together... where we spent our time talking about our problems and going through our rough times... but it was all worth it cause i knw i had spent all those time with you...

there is never and ending to what we have ,but there is bad times and good times...but i promise you tht no matter what happends i will always go through every single day of those times with you....even if its gonna kill me i will still be standing tall for you...

this is how its going to be...to show you how much i love you....The Word LOVE...we make it equal to resemble our love for each other...I will take "LO" and you will take "VE" so this way we will always have a memory of our love forever....Well theres nothing more for me to say...but i love you more than the word itself....forever yours always remember tht....


soooo here ends my jiwang moment....!!!ahahahah ...seee all you again FRINDS OF SHAZ!!!! -CHEERS-!!!!!

All about my idol!

Hey everybody!!! as you knw today im gonna be posting about my favorite chef!!my idol!!

Mr.Gordon Ramsay!!! the awesome, talented, fouled mouth chef....he is the 2nd best in the world according to the internet...ahahhaa and he is famous for his speed in cooking and perfection in cuisine....im serious he can freekin cook a very complicated dish in like 15 min..!! how awesome is tht!!

He is also famous for his tv shows which you all might know called....

The F word!!!which is my personal favorite...and

Hells kitchen!!ahahhaa the name of the show is not a figure of speech...spending time in a kitchen with him is actually like hell it self...hahahaha when i watch this show i will laugh my ass off cause he will always get pist and starts to swear at his cooks!!!hahahaha

Here are some pictures of his famous cuisine...which is really mouth watering!!!ahhahaa im hungry!!!

"Foie Gras" French for "Duck"



Thts "Pigeon" (not the bird) its pronounced as(pinnyeon)hahaha


Parfait....


Heirloom tomatoes, pesto, pine nuts, and burrata....


Herb-crusted rack of lamb



Seafood stew....(fish and shellfish)

Shitake mushroom on a t-bone steak

oook i'll stop here cause im too hungry to post more pictures of food...ahahaha he is the best lah...imagine those types of cuisine in 15 min!!! crazy rite?!! ahahaha thts why he is the 2nd best...ahahahaa

oooh yea and he gets pist if theres a problem with the food...he will examine the food and he will find the person who is responsible for the food...and trust me...

He will always find the person who is responsible for it!!! ahahhaha seriously if i was in tht situation rite now....i'll be shitting in my pants...

Sooo yeah!!dun pist Chef Ramsay off cause if you do,then it will be the biggest mistake ever!!hahaha

He is the best of the best!!!!

Today was a great day...i had 2 tuition classes...ahhahaha it was aiyte..and i hanged out at ismail's place like always...oooooh yea..yesterday nite...i had a really fun chat with...


IVA!!!!hahaha i like this picture of her...its super cute!!hahaah anyways we had a really long chat about really random stuff...ahahhaa she is really an awesome person to talk to lah!!hahahaa but she is very humble!!hahaha soooo everytime i say tht she is cute hahahhaa she will always say "noooo!!! where got!" hahah awww thts the side of iva tht i like the most!!!hahahaha

Iva if your reading this....i just wanna say tht im very lucky to have a friend like you!!cause its hard to find people who are really caring and nice!! like you!!!hahahaa youre awesome in every way!!ahahha

Anyways...i gotta go....duty calls!!!hahahaa (dun ask)!! -CHEERS- people!!!

A thing for old music and good food!!

HAHAHA THIS IS AWESOME!!!RICK ASTLEY and Brian!! NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!



Anyways today was a great day like any other days.....the only bad thing about today is tht i had to jog all the way to ismail's house in the rain...hahahaa its not his fault i just wanted to go there cause i was seriously bored at home!!!

there was nothing much today but it was a great day..cause for the first time my area was cold and not burning hot like any other day!!!hahahaa we hang out at D.E.(Darul Ehsan mamak stall) with all my shah alam buddies!!ahahha had a great laugh here and there!!!ahahhaa it was awesome!!

TODAY I DECLARE THT A MAMAK STALL IS A GREAT PLACE TO RELEASE ALL YOUR STRESS nothing beats a great teh tarik with friends!!!

SEE THT!!!HOW COOL IS THT!!!hahaha go man!! tarik tht bloody teh!!! how could i not go to a mamak stall when they have free entertainment,tv and fresh air!! man!

They even smile while they are cooking!!seee a cool place filled with friendly people!!

And if you dun want hot "teh tarik" they even make a cold one for you!!keeping the customers well satisfied!!

Not only tht,they are also damn creative!!! who needs fancy resturants with fancy food and fancy plates!!!you gotta admit this is damn awesome!!oh and if you dunt knw what is tht its called"roti tissue"!!! ahahaha


There are many different types of food tht you can oder..!!!sooo you wouldn't have to eat the same freeking thing everytime you come to the place!!ahahha from "nasi lemak" to "sup kambing"...the list can go on and on!!

SOO why wait for hours to get just like one oder of food...


When you can oder like alot of food in like 15 min or less!!!ahhahaa see the satisfaction!!!

SOOOO THE SCORE IS MAMAK STALLS-10,FANCY RESTAURANTS-1/2......

well thts all for now everybody!!!hahahaa sooo if your bored or stress,just go to a nearby mamak stall with your friend and hang out...i assure you its the best cure since 1993 hahahaa (made up date) ahahhaha

-cheers- everyone!!!

ARGHHHH!!!!

Hey everybody!!!well today i was really pist because of the new youtube...well i wanted to upload some videos..but the freeking thing just wont upload it for me!!!argghhh i had to stare at a circle going round and round for 2 hours..

They went and change the loading meter to the new and annoying circle meter which doesn't show any percentage of progress uploading the video...it sux..



Look at tht!!! WTF!!how the hell am i going to knw when is it going to finish or how many more hours i have to wait instead of making me wait in front of the pc like a helpless idiot!!!down there it writes "please be patient this may take several minutes" oooh yea...more like several hours mother f******...where did the old fasion percentage meter go?

SEE isn't this much more better than the bloody circle going round and round!! I MISS YOU OH GREAT PERCENTAGE METER!!!....soo going back to my day...i was pist as hell tht i couldnt stand to wait any longer!! its too freeking long!!! i was soo fraustrated tht i shouted at the pc!! ahahahaa yeap!!

I FREEKING SHOUTED AT THE PC!!!THTS HOW PIST I WAS!!!

Well i watched "harold and kumar :escape from guantanamo bay" hahahaa its bloody funny!!its like non stop laughter till the end of the movie!!!hahaaha i recomend tht freeking movie seriously two thumbs up!!

AWESOME MOVIE ALL OUT LAUGHTER!! these two guys are like my newest idol!!hahaha its better than the first movie!!hahaha and i found out alot of things about this movie for instance...

THIS GIRL IS HELLA HAWT!!!she acted as a girl named vannessa in the movie and she was kumar's(kal penn) ex-girlfriend which both of them was still in love with each other but she was going to marry a guy who kumar doesnt like!!!hahahaa she is really hawt!!ahahha I LOVE HER!!!


The return of the legend mr NEIL PATRICK HARRIS!!!hahahaa his f-ing funny man!!!he's always high in the movie!!look at the picture..its a bloody unicorn for god sakes!!!hahahaha


HAROLD was an EMO kid when he was a teenager!!!this scene is f*cking funny!!!hahaha damn cool weh!!!hahahaa

They found an actor tht acted as george bush who really looks like him!!!ahahaha WTF!!!this part was damn random!!!hahahaa

NUFF SAID this 2 guys are f*cking crazy, man!!!hahahaa but they are an awesome combo for comedy!!!John chu and Kal Penn rocks man!!!

Well thts all for now...i gotta go -CHEERS- guys and gals!!!

oh yea p.s. TODAY I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS HAHAHA just F.Y.I. ahhahaa it hurts like nuts!!

ITS AN AWESOME DAY!!!

Hey everybody!!!...today was an awesome day....it started out in the morning..i woke up cause my phone rang!!hahaha talk about a great wake up call...anyways...i had a phone call from miya asking me to hang out at ismail's place in KGSAAS...(thts a golf club in shah alam)which normally takes 15 min to get there by foot!!well i had no transport to go there so i had to walk all the way...then i taught to myself..since im feeling a lil hyper today,im gonna jog and try to beat my record!!hahaaha yeap people i was tht hyper believe or not...sooo i ran like an idiot with a sling bag waving here and there...and finally reached my destination....it tooked me 10 mins....haaha when i went inside ismails house... the first person i saw was Azlan(ismail's brother)not moving but sleeping on the couch!!WTH!!!he is suppose to be at work.ahaha sooo yea i went up to ismails room and like always, ismail is infront of his pc wif his famous sarong!!hahaha and i asked him..."eh bro i taught your brother kener gi kejer kan?" then he stood up and said "HAH?? kenaper?dier ader kat bawah ker?shit he is suppose to be at work" then we ran down and checked on him and decided tht we shouldnt wake him up cause he looks really tired....seriously he was snoring like shit!!ahahha it echoed around the house...then i ask Ismail "dude when is he gonna wake up?" then Ismail said "Wake up?Dude...people sleep Azlan dies...he just close his eyes and he dies..."..wow a very heavy sleeper!!hahaha..well after tht the day went swell and noting bad actually happened today...hahaha thts a first time!!well i got nothing to say anymore...but i got some of this cool pictures you can see....haaa funny pictures to brighten your day!!


Maths is Stressfull!!!



You probably cant see the small writing it says"Drug Wall Street since at least 1984"


See the resemblance?!!!ahahaa



HAHAHA THIS IS JUST PLAIN FUNNY!!!


Backstabbing!!


YEA THT SUX!!



HAHAHA YEA I USED TO FREAK OUT LIKE THT TOO LAST TIME!!!



DAMN KESIAN!!!HAHAAH


THTS ALL FOR NOW FOLKS....will be back again!!!-CHEERS-!!!!



Nothing beats a cute kiss!!!awwwww soo cute!!!